no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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