oh god the rape fog is back!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
did i just pee glitter
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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