I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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