He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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