Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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