There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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