i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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