Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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