Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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