you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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