I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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