Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Randomize
