i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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