Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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