I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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