it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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