oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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