Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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