If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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