I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
