it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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