stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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