Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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