I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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