JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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