You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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