my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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