I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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