that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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