So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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