Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
