Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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