haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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