Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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