handjob tips. give me some.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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