would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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