let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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