I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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