I could have mohawked her pubes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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