'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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