I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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