also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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