wanna go halves on a baby?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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