so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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