yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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