He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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