I want to stick my p in your. b.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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