none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
