Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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