We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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