There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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