Duck Duck Cougar?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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